Okay, I'll oblige.
Please, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. Really, no. Just no. Anything but this. WTF NO!?! C'mon, man. No.
Can't we get the peeps that did the Umass Dartmouth Library in to build something nice here? I mean, I get it. It's hard. Really inordinately hard, like way extra effort...