A REVISIONIST HISTORY (21st Century edition)
Where once Scollay had hosted lost souls,
The great Kallmann, McKinnell and Knowles
Erected a pile domineering
In a style pioneering
That sent Boston post-haste into shoals.
They did it so they would be famous,
Thy did it with lots of cachet;
They appealed to that old ignoramus
Who went by the moniker, Pei.
Behind Collins, the mayor, stood layer on layer
Of bureaucrats toeing the mark
And since hizzoner craved vogue, they deferred to Ed Logue,
Whose bite they feared more than his bark.
They cowered and cringed; they fawned, flattered and folded;
They bootlicked, and groveled, and spoke;
They brown-nosed and pandered (by Gans they?d be slandered.)
Though they hated the building, they broke.
So where dread Scollay had hosted lost souls,
The great Kallmann, McKinnell and Knowles
Won a prize and got famous
From that old ignoramus
Who sent Boston post-haste into shoals.