Greatest City in the Motherfuckin World

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Yeah, I'm skewed as fuck since I lived there for two years, but I'm gonna have to say Osaka is hands down the greatest city on this planet. Tokyo, London, and NYC can go fuck themselves.
 
Your proof is so overwhelming; you've convinced me.
 
What proof do you need?

- public transit is great
- food is great
- many establishments open past 5 in the morning
- blowjob brothels are legal
- laws controlling noise pollution is almost non-existent
- all the live music you've ever wanted to listen to you is available all weekend long.

How much more do you need grumpy C?
 
You can get all that in plenty of cities, except maybe the lack of noise-pollution laws, which are a two way street. I mean, noise does kind of suck if you want to sleep.
 
I think you may have just repeated yourself.
 
I take it none of you have ever been to Bila Tserkva?
 
armpitsOFmight said:
Yeah, I'm skewed as fuck since I lived there for two years, but I'm gonna have to say Osaka is hands down the greatest city on this planet. Tokyo, London, and NYC can go fuck themselves.
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There are two places in Japan.

Tokyo. And not Tokyo.

Osaka sucks hairy balls.

It looks like you lived in the wrong town, Cochise.
 
Ikebukuro, Ginza, or Ometesando alone have more energy than Osaka, but I'm only half joking about what I said - Osaka is pretty cool.

But check out the 'Kyo Cochise

CHECK IT OUT

CHECK IT OUT BETTER THAN THEM TITAY BARS IN THE SAKA!

And the 'Saka - well it don't have a chain of volcanic islands like Tokyo does - these islands like Niijima are part of Tokyo city itself.
 
I'd love to see these guys have a dust-up in a prison cafeteria with weapons made of bed-springs and clothespins. Someone call the producers of Deadliest Warrior.
 
Tiki, I can tell you've never left your precious island and ventured out to other cities. Famous americans have been doing advertising in Japan for at least 2-3 decades and it is considered quite normal (and usually funny).
 
The difference between Tokyo and Osaka comes down to one thing: oshare. What "trendy" nabes does Osaka have to compete with the likes of Daikanyama, Nakame, or classics like Shimo-kita and Kichijoji? Or baller nabes like Jiyugaoka?

Plus, Shibuya cannot be denied.
 
Do Japanese cities have diversity like American cities. By that I mean do they have healthy European, African, Indian, Caribean, South and Central American populations?
 
You'll see various Gaijin people in both of the big cities. However, you'll be a minority and don't be surprised if a toddler in a stroller on the subway stares at you because he/she has never seen a real-life Gaijin.
 
GW2500 said:
Do Japanese cities have diversity like American cities. By that I mean do they have healthy European, African, Indian, Caribean, South and Central American populations?
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Haha no. Half-Japanese half-Brazilians and some white Western English teachers that are all barely tolerated there on a temporary basis aside, Japan is one of the most homogeneous societies in the world. There is even a serious discussion there about developing a working class of robots so that the aging population won't have to be cared for by dirty foreign immigrants.
 
I suppose it's cool in the sense that it keeps its own culture (which is incredibly rich I imagine) more intact to itself. But it's dosen't represent the people of the world like NYC. And it's for reasons like these that I feel that NYC is the capital of the world. There are other huge cities w/ diversity, but European cities have little to no Latino spice. And only in America do you get African American culture, the most imitated in the world.
 
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