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San Francisco laid out a strict grid without respect to terrain, and I've always wondered why.

From The Streets of San Francisco: A History:

Back in 1839, when San Francisco was Yerba Buena, a Mexican outpost of cabins and tents huddled between a bayside cove and some chaparral-covered hills, the authorities asked a Swiss surveyor, Jean-Jacques Vioget, to lay out a rudimentary grid of north-south and east-west streets around a plaza (now Portsmouth Square). The resultant blocks measured 412 feet by 275 feet, just as most downtown-to-Arguello blocks do today. Vioget's streets were eventually named Kearny, Grant, Sacramento, Clay, Washington, Jackson, and Pacific.

Eight years later, just a year before gold was discovered in the Sierra foothills, Irish engineer Jasper O'Farrell codified and extended Vioget's grid plan over Telegraph, Russian, and Nob hills and out into the shallow cove itself. To negotiate the steep hills, O'Farrell wanted to terrace some roadways into gently sloping curves, but property owners insisted that the existing alignments remain. South of Yerba Buena Cove, landowners forced O'Farrell to offset Vioget's grid at a problematic 45-degree angle, with much larger, 600-by-400-foot blocks spreading over Rincon Hill to Mission Bay. To unite the two competing grids, O'Farrell devised a 120-foot-wide, diagonal boulevard, Market Street, which he aimed southwest at the summit called Twin Peaks. A century later, columnist Herb Caen characterized O'Farrell's great boulevard as "the obtuse angle that no traffic plan can ever solve."

Thus was Vioget's hills-be-damned geometry forced on the infant American city. Eccentric, enduring, and at times breathtaking, the grid has shaped the physical experience of San Francisco ever since.
 
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In all my years of watching the Muppets I never caught on to the the fact that Electric Mayhem band member Floyd was pink.

Jim Henson was a genius.
 
^ Yes.

Here's former channel 5 weatherman, Bob Ryan (who was replaced by Dick Albert in 1978), to explain how it was all done right here:

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^ Ha! I actually heard Jeremy Reiner, one of the channel 7 weatherpeople, say "stay classy, Boston" once. I laughed by ass off.
 
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Girls Operate Successful Meat Market

That the female ax is just as capable of carrying on business as men is now an established fact. Here is another instance that proves their ability. In Brooklyn, there are two young girls operating a meat market from which they derive a nice income. These girls, without any previous experience in this line, donned the butcher's apron and began to acquaint themselves with the essentials of the business with the natural result that they are now master meat cutters.

EDIT:Ok I feel bad the humor to have failed and for not posting about lovely ladies, visit the Miss Atomic Energy Employee Contest http://miss2009.nuclear.ru/ if you must feel better.
 
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^ Russia certainly has more than its share of great-looking women.
 
^^ If you haven't read Jon Stewart's America (The Book) I strongly recommended picking it up. The whole thing is wonderful but the bit on Russian woman is classic. :)
 
^since this was brought up, what's up with the fascination with this Bar chick on SI Swimsuit? Sure, smokin body but her face makes her look like she belongs on little house on the prairie... and the "rookies"... damn there was some dogs in there. The redhead? really? a gaptooth? ouch.

Paste some of these locals on there and we're cooking with spanish gas...
http://www.barstoolsports.com/article/wake_with_hot_chicks_spotted/2373/

Off to go blow too much money on the little woman for V-day. Aka the worst holiday of all time.
 
The internet was created to survive and provide a means a communication during a nuclear war while also distributing large quantities of pornography. Things like this were an unintended outcome which went from being a bug to a feature.

Ms. Vladivostok, the younger, looked like my mom. The climate, diet, alcoholism, chain smoking, abortion as the primary means of contraception, and the lack of quality husbands because of both world wars, revolution, and political purges all contribute to the conditions which rapidly age Russian beauties. That's why the ones whom immigrate here usually age much more gracefully.
 
I always took that joke as a (very subtle) slam against American media (as Jon Stewart's jokes often are). The idea being that American pop culture, for what ever reason, will only portray Russian women as one of those two stereotypes. We never see middle-aged Russian woman in films or television shows. I assume they must actually exist, no?
 
Indeed they do. My Russian language instructor 30 years ago, Tatiana, was an ex-Red Army major who looked like Rebecca DeMornay's older sister. Probably looks like Rebecca's Granny today: must be at least 75 by now!
 
There's towns outside of Boston that have bars that stay open till 2? what gives? why wasn't informed of this much earlier?
 

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