Hub's fright is fodder for comics
By Lisa Wangsness, Globe Staff | February 5, 2007
Hey. The rest of the country is laughing at us over that cartoon thing!
Last week, after discovering that the blinking electronic devices that triggered a massive antiterrorism response were not bombs but ads for a cartoon starring a meatball and a pack of fries, Boston politicians spoke with one voice.
It's not funny, they said.
Begging to differ are the late-night comedians and pundits from New York to Los Angeles who have spent the last few days snickering over the city's, ahem, comprehensive response to the scare.
On his ABC comedy show, Jimmy Kimmel broadcast a fake message from the Department of Homeland Security juxtaposing pictures of Yosemite Sam and Garfield with a real bomb: "Bombs kill," a somber narrator deadpanned. "Cartoons are funny. Report bombs, not cartoons." On Comedy Central, Stephen Colbert reported that Boston was besieged by what were "clearly the Lite-Brite doodlings of terrorists."
"That Al Qaeda are getting sneakier and sneakier, aren't they?" chuckled Craig Ferguson of "The Late Late Show" on CBS .
In an interview yesterday, Councilor John Tobin , who booked comedy acts before turning to politics, said, quite soberly, that it is far better to be safe than sorry. He added that he is confident that Bostonians are tough enough to take the teasing by others in stride.
"At the end of the day, I think they're jealous because they'd rather live here," he said of the out-of-staters doing the ribbing.
Jealous perhaps. Relentless, certainly.
The Dayton Daily News ran a cartoon, reprinted in The New York Times yesterday, of Paul Revere riding into Boston, calling out, "The Cartoon Network is coming!"
The NPR news quiz show "Wait, Wait . . . Don't Tell Me!" gave the episode a thorough going-over this weekend.
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They're all over the place, but only in the Athens of America were the little animated aliens thought to be working with Al Qaeda," marveled host Peter Sagal .
One of Sagal's guests, humorist and author Tom Bodett , cut in.
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Think of it though, from their perspective, if they think they found a bomb -- and a terrorist so bold that he put a flashing box of french fries on it flipping you the bird before it goes off -- what are they capable of?"
A column in the Dallas Morning News was subtitled "
When a city is brought to its knees by a Lite-Brite, I fear for our culture."
"Can you spell 'overreaction,' boys and girls?" wrote Jeffrey Weiss , the paper's religion reporter. "
It was a perfect storm of intentional stupidity meeting maximum-strength inflexibility, all on live TV."
Other cities where the devices were planted without incident blinked astonishment at Boston's reaction.
A headline to a story in the San Francisco Chronicle preened, "Calmer Reaction in S.F." and quoted a local art gallery owner calling the signs "cool."
"But those people are pretty paranoid," the gallery owner said, referring to Bostonians.
MSNBC's Keith Olbermann , who devoted no less than six minutes and 40 seconds to the story Thursday night, also wondered why only Boston reacted with such alarm -- two or three weeks after the electronic signs were quietly hung.
"What am I missing?" he said. "Did they start humming, or smoking, or ticking, or what happened?"
MSNBC's counterterrorism expert, Roger Cressey , joined Olbermann in concluding that Boston's politicians should have taken more responsibility for their role in creating what he called an overreaction.
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The political leadership had an obligation to get out there and say, 'We've taken a look at a couple of these, and they're Lite-Brites giving you the middle finger, OK?' " Cressey said. "This is not Al Qaeda's M.O."
But some of the comics also turned their wit against the guerrilla marketers responsible for the ads. Colbert lamented that thanks to them, he would have to cancel the marketing campaigns he had planned.
"For instance, to market my new show, 'Time to Travel,' I was going to go to major American airports and leave unmarked suitcases with clock radios taped to them," he said. "To get the word out on my winter-themed charity gala, I was sending out envelopes filled with fake snow. And I was so excited about my new Times Square ad campaign for this show: 'The Colbert Report: It's the Bomb."'
Others also directed their barbs at the marketers.
"Those wacky marketing guys at Turner Broadcasting," wrote David Hiltbrand , TV columnist for the Philadelphia Inquirer. "Because, let's face it, nothing says cartoon hijinks quite like a level-red terrorist threat."
Hiltbrand noted, however, that the devices were also planted in Philadelphia, "without causing much of a stir."
Lisa Wangsness can be reached at
lwangsness@globe.com.