Reviving threads without news is obviously frowned upon, and should be done in the "What's Happening with Project X" thread at the top of the projects page.
Reviving THIS PARTICULAR thread without news, 2 years down the line, is pretty much the faux pas of the century here! I'm going to follow Czervik's lead and, as penance, this will be my excuse to finally drop those final 10 (errrrrr... 25) stubborn pounds I have been carrying around.
So with that, thank you Cortes, for forcing me to reevaluate my life before it's too late.