If Lil? Wayne is Lebron, and Jay-Z is Jordan, then I?m something like 12th man on the Warriors, not that important-barely even in the game, so when I make this rap shit I use my full name, that?s N-i- to the c-k, P-a- to the c-k-a-r-d lets get started, rip it up retahded, where I?m from we ain?t crunk; we get wicked pissa, drink Sam Adams for lunch, spend the whole day drunk. That?s how we do it in the Bean, where right-wing Republicans are few and far between, you know what I mean man we're liberal as fuck, let you marry ya sister and have sex with a duck, but we?ll tax you like a buck on some fifty cent gum, ?cause we support the homeless and the poor where I?m from; that?s Boston, Mass. where we?ll stomp your ass if you talk about our city like it?s not first class, and houses of glass shouldn?t have thrown that first stone, and my state house has a big gold dome, and I know I?m home when there?s 25 letters-some people say ?r? but we know its much betta when you pahk ya cah look up at the stahs get smashed on PBR in a Charleston bah or watch the Red Sox, Celtics, or the Patriots play and every few months we have another parade. Some people might say, ?but the weather is shitty.? Man, shut the fuck up, you love my city.