LOL. That propaganda video for the Greenway was PRICELESS!
I love the way there's people everywhere -- and they're standing about aimelessly, parallel to one another and not moving! You know somebody was saying, "OK, we have to have lots of people in the median strips... but what are they doing?" "Uh, playing frisbee?" "No, we don't want people playing frisbee -- this is a median strip in a highway, Jennings, the frisbee could hit a car!" "OK, uh, sitting at cafes?" "Cafes? What cafes? C'mon, what will people be doing on the Greenway?" "Uh, living, shopping and working?" "OK, wise guy, you're on thin ice..." "Sir, I guess they'll just be standing there, not really moving...?" "YES. I like it."
Even in the promo video, the Greenway looks like any median strip in Cambridge or Belmont. The only noteworthy things are the museums -- New Center for the Arts (uncertain what's going on with that); Boston Museum (no longer planned for the Greenway); Harbor Islands Pavilion (axed, lack of funds); Mass Horticultural Society areas (hardly fleshed out in the video, and who knows if those flakeballs will stop doing crack and get their act together); the Bullfinch Triangle developments squeezing out the huge car lanes (hardly seems to be happening, judging by Avenir); YMCA (up in the air).
The only parts that have been/definitely will be realized are the lights and the spigots spitting water out of the ground -- "a new Boston landmark" as the video says. Yeah, that wouldn't be out of place at Newton North High.
Then the empty promises the Greenway will "almost magically reconnect Boston and the North End" (for those willing to trundle across 8 lanes of windswept freeway) and "address past failures of urban redevelopment" (by eliminating all development. No news is good news, I guess...).
All this makes me very annoyed. For all the resources spent putting together the virtual Boston depicted and creating promo videos, why wasn't there a minute's thought given to exploring workable urban development schemes, or seeing if, say, Mass Hort, the Boston Museum, the Y and the New Center have any money or concrete plans beyond a starchitect.
I guess the video's music was its saving grace. That was dope -- like something out of a mid-80s Epcot Center Futureland attraction, or the music accompanying a film strip kids 20 years ago might have been forced to watch about pollen or the insect kingdom.