The piece of satire went from blase to to migraine-inducing insanity the moment they contrasted Boston's supposed failings as an urban center to Los Angeles.
That place isn't an urban center. Its just a few dozen experiments in how to build a suburban city, decade after decade, overlapping and crushed up on top of each other, each preceding effort abandoned in favor of what the latest trend in wholesale sprawl might be. Los Angeles isn't a city; its a caricature of Jane Jacob's nightmares and a theme park version of Robert Moses' wet dreams.
God, I hate Los Angeles. Should we ever be graced to be in the trajectory of a Sweet Meteor of Death, we would be truly blessed by God were it to strike that blight upon the continent.