Oh man... great post, love it!In other words, ignore externalities and force everyone else to pay for them.
Your cars and smokestacks spew shit into the air that causes asthma and emphysema? Who cares! Free markets!
Your pipes throw toxic shit into the water supply? Who cares! Free markets!
Your ridiculous financial instruments bring down the entire economy? Who cares! Free markets!
There are lots of reasons why we have your decried "Zoning, design review, environmental review, low income set asides, union labor requirements, etc." It's so selfish, money-addicted turds don't run roughshod over everyone else, hoovering up every last dollar they can get their hands on like a cokehead on a bender. I realize that amoral libertarianism is all the rage these days, but pretending that externalities don't exist doesn't make them go away. It just shifts the costs onto people who aren't getting the profits.