Maybe people voted for Trump because they didn't like what the other side had to offer. Explosive diarrhea sounds like a relief after 8 years of chronic constipation.
On the other hand, after 4 years of publicly shitting their pants, many of those same voters will decide they were better off holding it in after all. Until, of course, they can't hold it any longer. And thus, the political pendulum swings back and forth, shittier than ever.
Where oh where have all the normal dumps gone? Why are explosive diarrhea vs chronic constipation the only alternatives left for America?