Outback would be fine in Everett's Gateway Center. It would be a great addition to the Meadow Glen Mall in Medford or Twin City Plaza in Somerville, but Assembly Row is not like those places.
Young professionals will pay $3k per month to live in an apartment (or even higher rents to rent commercial space) with a pretty good river view and T access. They'll admit to the guilty pleasure of preferring to shop at J. Crew and Saks and Banana Republic factory outlets rather than spending double on boutique shops on Newbury. They'll stuff their faces at JP Licks and Legal Seafood and Starbucks and Burger Dive.
But they won't eat at Outback. And they'll be embarrassed an Outback is in their development, even though they know it is the definition of a first-world problem.
Because Outback is definitively not cool. And I'd argue this all comes down to cool factor.
Just about everything else in Assembly is cool. Legoland, big friggin movie theater that serves alcohol, mass transit, water access for kayaking and jogging, on a bike path that goes for miles, 14,000 Facebook fans, SHIPPING CONTAINERS with LOCAL BEER!!!! I mean, hello!
The badness of an Outback in Assembly has nothing to do with the objective quality and authenticity of the food or whether any of you like it. It has nothing to do with whether yuppies and hipsters who shun it while cherishing Starbucks are hypocrites. It all comes down to marketing and demographics.
People will pay premium for cool, even if it is prefabricated cool, which Assembly most certainly is. Dilute the cool factor and it hurts everyone else's business.