Behold, then, a humble proposal: the gleaming twin cities of Olympia, one North and one South—non-governmental, self-contained mini-metropolises engineered and constructed specifically to host the Olympic Games. A kind of Vatican, or San Marino, or Epcot Center for sports. The Olympics already has a flag and an anthem—the Olympias could peg a new currency to the dollar or the euro, and issue coinage in faux bronze, silver, and gold. As for paper money, Bjørn Dæhlie could be on the five, and Nadia Comaneci on the tenner. Statues of past heroes would line the main roads, which would be named after icons of international sport. Take a left at Jesse Owens Avenue, then a right on Hermann Maier Street—you can’t miss it.