Well for me, this is the most amusing 2.5 pages of posts I read in a while.
Also, in a bit more sad finding (aside from the hype letdown), I googled that there was two Southeastern Universities. There is the one linked already and there's was another one at Washington DC that collapsed in 2009. The interesting bit is the school was also a spin off from the YMCA, just like Northeastern. They're like siblings! I also notice a parallel that Northeastern was being squeezed before it decided to gun for top tier status climbing up the rankings. Looks like Southeastern went the opposite direction. Kinda sad that it went down.