Re: Filene's
Hmmm. I do recall hearing it said that way ("Fill-eens"). Puts me in mind of the great "Fannel" "Funnel", "Fan-you-all", "Fan-eye", "Fan-yull", "Fan-oye" (the latter most likely being the way Pete himself pronounced it) Hall debate.
Actually, founder William Filene was Wilhelm Katz, a German Jewish immigrant who opened a tailor shop in 1849. The "Filene" name is a phonticized spin of "feline", which is a pun on "Katz" (cats, get it?).
So put on some leather knickers, a "Cherman axzent" and fool around with it some. You'll probably come up with how it was originally pronounced, and maybe some memorable invitations from passersby. But I'll let you guys play Sgt Schultz; you can call it Katz' Basement as long as you bring back the "Automatic Markdown Plan"!