KriterionBOS
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Has this one topped out already?
Garden district is a winner, f uptown lol..
Later shortened by hipsters to "The 'Den."
That works, but it's not hipster enough. "GarDi" is more hipster. We want to be like NYC, remember? DUMBO, TriBeCa, SoHo, etc. I can picture telling friends through my beard, "We got free-trade organic cold brew at Equal Exchange before the Celtics game (I wore my [insert obscure former Celtics player here] jersey) and had a flight of limited-release DIPAs at Night Shift afterwards."
Personally, I like Causeway Bulfinch West End Barrio, or "CauBWEB."
Don't blame the hipsters... Hipsters are victims of middle aged marketers.
Right, those shortened portmanteau names are decidedly un-hipster. Remember that a "hipster" is not at all the same thing as "one that is 'hip.'" "Hipster" culture is generally more into faux-traditional / natural than new and cutting edge (e.g., "hipsters" hang out in JP and Somerville, not the Seaport). Think craft breweries or "hipster restaurants;" none of those places have shortened portmanteau names.
"Hipster" neighborhood names would sound more like "Hell's Kitchen," "the West Village," or "the Meatpacking District" than "DUMBO," "TriBeCa," or "SoHo." (I might even say that London's "Soho" name could be "hipster" but New York's is definitely not.)
Terminal District? Lower Basin? Old Mill Pond? North Cove? Copps Hill Flats? The North Valley? The Triangle? The Top End? The Bull End? The Cause? Two Dams? Three Bridges? The North Portal? Revere Crossing? North Wharfs? The South Bank?